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About Dumbledore's funeral, and Grawp wearing a suit to it:

Simon: Grawp wanted to grope Dobby's boobs. Why else would he wear a suit????? Well, then there's Dobby in his tea cozy. I'd be damned if that didn't turn me on. Oh and the other day, I saw this portal and it transported me to HP world. And I went to Hogwarts and banged all of the first years.

Nicole: (unfazed by Simon's speech) These are really good fries Simon..

Math teachers spelling:

Stahl: How do you spell "paid"? Is is p-a-y-e-d?

Anna: No, that's like spelling "said", S-a-y-e-d

Stahl: (looks at her blankly before realization dawns) Oh. That's why I teach math.

Mark: Took you a while there Mr. Stahl huh? 

About the impossible checklist worksheet in math:

Jay: How do you do this???

Jake: You look at the parent function and figure it out the transformations.

Andy: No, you go to each column and go, "Eeney, meeney, miney, mo..." and which ever one it stops on, put a check.

Jay: And THAT'S how you speak stupid.

Mrs. Golden: My roommate once--this was before i got married; i don't call my husband my roommate.

About a torn page in Jess' copy of The Secret Life of Bees:

Simon: I know why the page is torn. (read review on the page) "You'll want to tear through the pages..."

Trivia on the Monday after Constitution Day:

Norris: The Constitution is the supreme law of the land. True or false?

Andy: You (Ms. Norris) are the supreme law of the land.

Norris: No, I'm the supreme law in this ROOM. But if i WAS the supreme law of the land, I'd have this thing called stupid prison. And when people who use blow dryers in the bathtubs...oh, to stupid prison. And when you buy a 4000 dollar television and it says on the back "Not a toy" or the plastic bags that say "Caution: do not put your head in this bag, tie a knot, and suffocate". Yeah...those people? Stupid prison.

Joe: Why don't you just ship them to Antarctica or something?

Norris: Why destroy a whole continent? What did the penguins do to deserve it?

After the academic assembly:

Nicole: (points) That's my stalker! That dude in the striped shirt. Every time I go to Food Lion, he's there!

Katie: Maybe he lives there...

Matt: You and your bovine beauty...

About blouses:

Lilly: Where's your blouse?

Jess: What? I don't even know what a blouse is!

Lilly: It's a shirt--white people talk.

After the assistant principal went over the school dress code:

Simon: She didn't say anything about coming to school naked...

In reference to Feb. 11 - Feb. 17:

Jess: (Throws arms up in the air) IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! 

Katie: This'll be the day she snaps. Take her pencil away before she says accio!