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Katie's shirt: You don't walk out on Harry Potter, Harry Potter walks out on YOU.

Katie: (to Kristen) I don't suppose you would give me your lunch for two dollars?

Jess: I'll give you twenty dollars! Except...they're not on me, so...invisible galleons?

Matt: I'll give you my credit card for your soul!

About Mrs. Golden's glasses:

Jess: Don't her glasses look like Rita Skeeter's? But they're kinda squarish, aren't they? So...it's a hybrid of Rita Skeeter's and McGonagall's glasses.

Matt: Wow. Okay, Jess, just stop.

About Simon's potential school outfits: 

Nicole: In a loincloth.

Katie: And then he'll come to school and be like, "Am I sexy now?"

Simon: No, I'll come to school nude.

Katie: And THEN he'll be like, "Am I sexy now?"

About Boggarts & Patroni:

John Noe: I think Snape's Patronus is a moose, and his Boggart is Harry being the happiest as can be after receiving the Order of Merlin, First Class...

About the overheated orchestra room:

Kristian: It was so hot, I was sweating like a slave in a cotton field.

Jess: (talking to Alanna) Hey,how did the English prompt go?

Alanna: It was all right...

Jake: Wait, what?! We have an English prompt?

Jess: Er...YEAH. [Mrs. Golden] said it, like, eight times.

Jake: WHAT?!

Jess: Okay, so, not only can you not smell, now you can't hear, either?

Jake: Was it on the syllabus?

Jess: YES! What, you can't read now, either?

While reading the psychology textbook:

Matt: (reads) "Explosive diarrhea". Why couldn't they just say diarrhea? Why EXPLOSIVE??

While analyzing "Who Killed Mr. Dimmesdale" for AP English (NQ):

Nicole: That's all you, Kenny...

Kenny: That's all me?

Nicole: Yep.

Kenny: Well, uh, you know. We think he was poisoned. Because, yeah. It makes more sense. And, Nicole, you had a good point...

Nicole: I did? I'm sorry, I don't recall what it was... Sorry...

Mrs. Golden: Well what did you write down about it?

Kenny: I wrote down "We agree..." 

When Lilly got the last of the sweet tea:
Jess: (angrily) Oy!!
Lilly: JESS. See, I can say your name, too.
Jess: I didn't say your name, I said, "Oy!" What, you suck at reading lips, too?